Crunch

You needn’t be clever, or bold, or defiant,
When scaling a beanstalk, or stalking a giant,
There’s just one thing you ought to know,
Whilst he’s up there, and you’re down below …
Chorus
Oh, the Giant has a honker,
And it’s shiny like a great big conker,
If the Giant gets a whiff of you
Then crunch! You’re the Giant’s lunch.

Yes, the Giant has a hooter,
And it’s bigger than a great big scooter,
If the Giant gets a whiff of you
Then whack! You’re a giant snack

Now, before you climb the bean,
Let’s make sure you’re squeaky clean,
We must check you top to toe,
And boy you stink! and so it’s
No! No! Back you go.

Oh, the Giant has a honker,
And it’s shiny like a great big conker,
If the Giant gets a whiff of you
Then crunch! You’re the Giant’s lunch.
Yes, the Giant has a hooter,
And it’s bigger than a great big scooter,
If the Giant gets a whiff of you
Then whack! You’re a giant snack.

Wham!
AN1MALS 2 You’re strawberry jam!
AN1MALS 1 Smash!
AN1MALS 2 You’re beans and mash!
AN1MALS 1 Squeeze!
AN1MALS 2 You’re mushy peas!
AN1MALS 1 Squish!
AN1MALS 2 You’re battered fish!
AN1MALS 1 Whoop!
AN1MALS 2 You’re chicken soup!
AN1MALS 1 Yum!
AN1MALS 2 You’re chewing gum!
AN1MALS 1+2 Squeal! You’re curried eel!

Now, before you climb the bean,
Let’s make sure you’re squeaky clean,
We must check you top to toe,
And boy you’re clean! and so it’s
Yo! Yo! Up you go! Up you go! Up you go!

Oh, the Giant has a honker,
And it’s shiny like a great big conker,
If the Giant gets a whiff of you
Then crunch! You’re the Giant’s lunch.
Yes, the Giant has a hooter,
And it’s bigger than a great big scooter,
If the Giant gets a whiff of you
Then whack! You’re a giant snack.
Coda
Crunch! You’re the Giant’s lunch.
Crunch! You’re the Giant’s lunch! – CRUNCH!