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Year 6 – Chistes

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  • February 14, 2023

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  1. Safa M. says:
    17/02/2023 at 7:38 am

    What kind of music do orcas like ?
    Orca-stra!

    Why do seals swim in salt water ?
    Because salt water makes them sneeze !

    What do bees do in the gym ?
    Buzzz !

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    1. Safa M. says:
      17/02/2023 at 7:39 am

      I meant pepper water makes them sneeze

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  2. Azaan H. says:
    14/02/2023 at 7:32 pm

    I had lots of fun!
    1. What kind of music do orcas like? An orca-stra.
    2. Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
    3. What do bees do in the gym? Buzz!

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  3. Surinder J. says:
    14/02/2023 at 7:01 pm

    1. What kind of music do orcas like? An orca-stra.
    2. Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
    3. What do bees do in the gym? Buzz!

    GD challenge:
    ¿Por que fue el ordenador al medico?
    Porque tenia un virus!
    Translation:
    Why did the computer go to the doctor?
    Because it had a virus!

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  4. Lawy A. says:
    14/02/2023 at 6:41 pm

    What kind of music does orcas like?
    They listen to orca-stra.

    Why do seals swim in salt water?
    Because pepper water makes then sneeze.

    What does a bee do in the gym?
    Buzzz.

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  5. Luxor A. says:
    14/02/2023 at 5:22 pm

    1.what type of music does oras listen to. Ora -stcha
    3.what do bee’s do when they go to the gym.buzz

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  6. Sumayyah A. says:
    14/02/2023 at 5:05 pm

    What kind of music does orcas like?
    They listen to orca-stra
    Why do seals swim in salt water?
    Because pepper water makes then sneeze
    What does a bee do in the gym?
    Buzzz

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  7. Gufran E. says:
    14/02/2023 at 4:56 pm

    1.What kind of music does orcas love?-They listen to orca-stra
    2.Why does seals swim in salt water?-Because pepper water makes them sneeze
    GD
    What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
    An irrelephant!
    ¿Cómo llamas a un elefante que no importa?
    ¡Un irrelefante!

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